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The Rest Stop at the End of the Universe (DEMO)

The Rest Stop at the End of the Universe (DEMO)

March 11, 2019

There was a time when space exploration was full of romance, adventure, and danger. But that time is well past. Turns out, space isn’t that interesting once you’ve mapped out the intergalactic transport routes between habitable planets. These days, the deep expanses of space are about as exciting as your average interstate off-ramp in the middle of a desert.

At one of these desolate, deep space rest stops, we find Neil, a starry eyed kid who still dreams of exploring the cosmos even though the only space job he’s barely qualified for is this rest stop, and his manager, Hugo, who’s more than qualified to work in the galaxy’s greatest scientific institutes, but for years has chosen to keep vigil at this remote fueling station even though he clearly hates it. Thousands of lightyears from civilization, this odd couple is on the brink of driving each other mad or uncovering the universe’s greatest mystery.

Rest Stop is the winner of the 2018 Austin Film Festival Fiction Podcast Script competition. 

The Ghost of Christmas Whenever

The Ghost of Christmas Whenever

December 23, 2018

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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the dark,

Not a creature was stirring, except for the shark. 

The stocking were hung by the chimney with care,

But unfortunately Christmas was canceled that year. 

Perhaps 'cause the temperature had gotten too toasty

Or perhaps 'cause the Christmas ghosts had gotten too ghosty. 

But I heard, as a Netflix special started to play,

Hey, check out my dreidel, it's made out of clay. 

Track List

1. A Christmas Proposal

2. Jaws Reboot

3. Shark Therapy

4. I Wish We Could Have a White Christmas (original song)

5. Underwear Therapy (brought to you by Sheath)

6. The Ghost of Christmas Whenever

 

Episode 10-13 Bloopers

Episode 10-13 Bloopers

November 9, 2018

Yeah, we make mistakes sometimes. For instance, I forgot we release a blooper reel every three episodes. So here's four episodes worth of bloopers. 

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Ep. 13: Halloween Extravaganza II: Electric Spookaloo

Ep. 13: Halloween Extravaganza II: Electric Spookaloo

October 25, 2018

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Imagine, if you dare, your greatest fear. Perhaps it’s a café that’s actually a NPR show. Or it may be a mermaid stockpiling nuclear weapons. Or a magical talking gym bag, an electrified tenor, or a lengthy download untimely interrupted. The mere thought of such terrors could understandably drive you to hid in your neighbor’s refrigerator; your only solace being the knowledge that such things are only possible in… The Mysterious Dimension.

Track List

1. Oh What a Night

2. Thingamabombs

3. Reboot

4. Terry Gross' Fresh Coffee

5. The Mysterious Dimension (brought to you by Sheath)

6. Kavanaugh (parody of Havana by Camila Cabello)

7. In My Fridge

8. Gym Bag

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Ep. 12: The Most Challenging Game

Ep. 12: The Most Challenging Game

October 5, 2018

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Remember back when you'd go to your friend's house after school and play video games for hours and eat junk food and not worry about the giant nearby volcano threatening to erupt? Where have the years gone? Are they in some lost city? Perhaps out in the vast reaches of space, that final frontier... all I know is my conscience wants me to give my custom character more hair. 

I'm thrilled this episode features the song Shigeru Miyamoto, by Jonathan Mann from his original work, "The Mario Opera." Keen listeners of Traffic Therapy may have noticed we occasionally, and very subtly, reference musicals. I guess musicals are similar to audio dramas, and one of my favorites has been "The Mario Opera" since I first heard it in high school. Be sure to check out Jonathan Mann's other work at www.jonathanmann.net. He's been busy writing a new song every day since 2009. That must be like... fifty songs by now. 

Track List

1. Custom Character

2. Vulcanologist

3. Hair

4. Conscience

5. Shigeru Miyamoto (original song from "The Mario Opera" by Jonathan Mann)

6. Tri-Dimensional Chess

7. Lost City (Sponsored by Sheath)

8. The Most Challenging Game

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Ocean of My Love (single)

Ocean of My Love (single)

September 25, 2018

My love for you is like the ocean... literally. Oh, by the way, that picture is a whale. 

Lyrics by Sam Suksiri and Kenzie Jones.

Music written and performed by Kenzie Jones. Hear more of Kezie's music at: https://soundcloud.com/ken_z_jones

From Traffic Therapy Ep.4: Spicy, Spicy, Spice Mines.

Ep. 11: The Foley Artist

Ep. 11: The Foley Artist

September 21, 2018

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What you see isn't always what you get. For instance, that peanut butter and spaghetti sandwich may actually be a chocolate vase. But hey, if someone  offers you a free sample, why not try it? Remember in 2006 when everyone was shaking soda cans and eating green eggs? I don't, but then again, I'm not a superhero like SuperHeroMan.

Track List

1. Anti-Custom Sandwiches

2. 2006 Called

3. Antiques Roadshow

4. Don't Shake That Soda Can!

5. SuperHeroMan Press Conference (Sponsored by Sheath)

6. Green Eggs and Ham

7. Free Sample

8. The Foley Artist

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Traffic Therapy One Minute Promo

Traffic Therapy One Minute Promo

July 30, 2018

Traffic Therapy! Sketch comedy for your ears! New episodes every month.

Your time is valuable. That’s why it only takes us 15 minutes to fill your day with laughter. Never miss a fill-up by clicking here to subscribe to Traffic Therapy on itunes! Want more? Visit our website at TrafficTherapyPodcast.com and follow us on twitter and instagram.

Ep. 10: Batman Salad

Ep. 10: Batman Salad

July 8, 2018

Episode 10, "Batman Salad." Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na SALAAAAAD!

Track List

1. Salad

2. Emergency Broadcast

3. Batman Salad

4. Mac, PC, and Liam Neeson

5. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

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Episode 7-9 Bloopers

Episode 7-9 Bloopers

June 25, 2018

What is a mistake if not a new opportunity to succeed? It's a nice thought, right? I don't know why all the members of the ethics board at the hospital I'm no longer allowed to work at anymore disagreed. Have a listen to some of Traffic Therapy's hilarious opportunities to succeed. 

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